Sunday, June 10, 2012

Morgan Freeman never told us about this: Penguins' sexual depravity too shocking for stout Englishmen



HE risked freezing or starving to death on a doomed expedition to the South Pole 100 years ago - but for George Murray Levick, the real horror lay in the twisted sexual mores of the Adelie penguin.

London's Natural History Museum has unearthed a landmark study by Levick, a scientist with the ill-fated 1910-13 Scott Antarctic Expedition, detailing the birds' sexual shenanigans, the Guardian newspaper reported.

Homosexual acts, sexual abuse of chicks and even attempts by male penguins to mate with dead females are recorded in Levick's paper "Sexual Habits of the Adelie Penguin", which had been lost for decades.

Edwardian Englishman Levick was so horrified by his own findings that he initially recorded them in Greek to make them inaccessible to the average reader.

Male penguins gather in "hooligan bands of half a dozen or more and hang about the outskirts of the knolls, whose inhabitants they annoy by their constant acts of depravity," he later wrote in the paper in English.

To this day, Levick is the only scientist to have studied an entire breeding cycle at Cape Adare after he spent the Antarctic summer of 1911-12 there, the Guardian said.

Captain Robert Scott and four others perished after reaching the South Pole on January 17, 1912 - only to find Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen had beaten them to it more than a month earlier.

But Levick survived, despite having been forced with five others to spend an entire Antarctic winter in an ice cave with few supplies after the expedition ship, Terra Nova, was blocked by ice on its way to rescue them.

Back in Britain, he published a paper called "Natural History of the Adelie Penguin", but his findings about the species' astonishing sexual behaviour were considered so shocking that they were omitted.

This material was used for a short separate study, "Sexual Habits of the Adelie Penguin", that was privately passed around a few experts.

The groundbreaking paper - which came around 50 years ahead of the next study on the subject - had been lost until the recent discovery of a copy by Douglas Russell, curator of birds at the Natural History Museum.

Russell has had the paper published in the journal Polar Record along with an analysis of Levick's work, the Guardian said.

Russell told the Guardian's sister Sunday newspaper, The Observer, that the penguins' sexual inexperience is to blame for the antics that so disgusted Levick.

"Adelies gather at their colonies in October to start to breed. They have only a few weeks to do that and young adults simply have no experience of how to behave," he explained.

"Hence the seeming depravity of their behaviour."

Widespread damage across Perth and the southwest as winds top 140km/h





HEAVY rains and wind gusts reaching 140km/h have lashed Perth and the southwest causing widespread damage to homes and buildings.
Several people were trapped in a block of units in Tuart Hill this afternoon after the roof was ripped off their unit complex.
Western Power has diverted all crews to emergency work following extensive damage to the electricity network this afternoon. At 4.30pm (WST), a spokeswoman said 161,000 households were without power.
More than 150 wires and more than 50 poles have been brought down by the storms in the metropolitan area.
"The storm is still impacting the network, particularly in the south-west of the state," she said.
Among other serious damage, a crane has collapsed on to the QEII Medical Centre in Nedlands, trees have fallen onto cars in Applecross and Winthrop, Riverside Drive in the city has been flooded because of the swelling river and shipping containers have been blown off their stacks in Fremantle Port.

Ferry services to and from Rottnest Island also have been affected because of the rough weather, and flights have been delayed, although none cancelled, at Perth Airport.
The State Emergency Service (SES) has answered more than 135 calls for help so far today, with volunteers responding to only the most serious of incidents.
One hundred SES volunteers from 18 units are attending to major structural damage, making temporary repairs to homes, fixing minor roof damage and removing fallen trees from homes, cars and fences.
A Bureau of Metrology spokesman said the strongest wind gust recorded today was 139km/h at Cape Naturalise about 2pm.
The spokesman said the bureau had not recorded any tornados today - although residents in certain parts of the state could be forgiven for thinking a tornado passed through their area.
“We’ve had some very destructive wind gusts just as powerful as the tornado this week (in Dianella),” the spokesman said.
“We are expecting some significant damage to homes without a tornado, just because of the storm itself."
Several people working in laboratories at the QEII Medical Centre were evacuated following the crane collapse, but a hospital spokeswoman said no patients or hospital staff had been evacuated.
In Tuart Hill, emergency services personnel are trying to find accommodation for people left homeless after the roof of their apartment block was blown off.
In Dawesville, residents reported that the tide was so high water covered the jetty and flooded the car park. Several boats have been washed up and trees are all over the road.
Worst affected
The worst wind conditions are being experienced on the coast between Bunbury and Augusta. By late afternoon conditions will have eased on the west coast and the worst condition will be confined to south coastal parts. Through the evening winds are expected to ease throughout the warning area.
Yallingup resident Tegan Arnold said the south-west had been hit hard by the storm with strong winds causing many trees to fall, including some on to cars.
Steve from the tourist destination the Yallingup Shearing Shed said it was the worst devastation he had ever seen on his farm in 50 years.
He said he could hear the winds coming up the valley and then the strong winds hit with trees falling all around his business and on a car in the carpark.
Power out
Western Power is urging people to stay away from any fallen power lines or poles and to treat any broken power lines as if they were live.
A spokeswoman said the state's electricity network had suffered widespread damage because of the strong wind gusts affecting most of the southern part of the state.
"Western Power crews are attending to public safety hazards - but with so many damaged areas Western Power is urging people to stay away from any fallen power lines and to treat all lines as if they were live," the spokeswoman said.
"The Waikiki sub-station has lost power which is affecting more than 9000 customers in that area and there are more than 30 faults on the network each affecting close to 5000 customers."
In the metropolitan area Western Power has recorded more than 500 jobs. The most impact has been in the southern suburbs. In the south west more than 250 jobs have been recorded.
Areas of major impact include Waikiki, Mandurah, Boddington, Margaret River, Bunbury and Busselton where there are widespread power outages.
A Rottnest Island Authority spokeswoman said conditions had improved on the island this afternoon and a ferry would be leaving Rottnest for Fremantle at 4.30pm taking all remaining visitors on the island back to the mainland.
She said the island itself had sustained some damage from the wild storm, including some vegetation damage, although the full extent of the damage is not yet known. She said no injuries had been reported.
Powerful winds
Early today, gusts of 98km/h were recorded in Mandurah about 12.30pm and gusts of 100km/h were recorded in Ocean Reef about 1.40pm.
The Bureau of Metrology has issued a severe weather warning for people in, near or between Geraldton, Jurien Bay, Dalwallinu, Southern Cross, Kalgoorlie, Perth, Mandurah, Bunbury, Busselton, Margaret River, Bridgetown, Albany, Katanning, Narrogin, Bremer Bay and Esperance.
Higher than normal tides may result in flooding of low-lying coastal areas between Lancelin to Cape Leeuwin, particularly in Geographe Bay.
Dangerous surf conditions are also likely which could cause significant beach erosion.

Finks bikie charged after disappearance of man associated with Finks



POLICE have upgraded charges against a Finks bikie to murder and say they believe the body found in a shallow grave is that of missing man Michael Varehov.
Bloodied clothing found yesterday afternoon at the edge of Kuitpo Forest southeast of Adelaide is what lead police to find a man's body buried in a shallow grave.
The discovery by a walker came just hours after police arrested a Finks bikie member with the assault of convicted drug dealer Michael Varehov.
Mr Varehov had been missing since Thursday night. Police said he was assaulted and then driven from a Beaumont house. A post-mortem was being conducted today.
Police found the man's body last night after examining freshly dug soil in the 5000ha forest southwest of Meadows.
Police forensic examiners and SES volunteers returned to the scene today to search for more clues. The burial site is located just a short distance from a popular campsite.
Mr Varehov, 45, was jailed for six years in 1994 for selling heroin in Adelaide's northern suburbs and was one of 18 people arrested over an amphetamine ring in the NSW town of Dubbo in 2004.
Earlier yesterday, Detective Inspector Mark Trenwith revealed police were called to a disturbance in McAllan Ave, Beaumont, late on Thursday night after Mr Varehov was believed to have been taken from the home in a grey Peugeot sedan with registration number BB-713W.
"There was evidence of a serious assault and disturbance of some kind, and the crime scene is now being processed by forensic crime-scene experts," Det Insp Trenwith said.
He would not comment on how police believe the assault had been carried out or whether weapons had been used. A full member of the Finks had been charged with causing serious harm to Mr Varehov.
The 51-year-old has now been charged with murder, refused police bail and will appear in Adelaide Magistrates Court on Tuesday.
Police raided the Finks clubrooms at Thebarton early yesterday but would not comment on what items were seized from the clubhouse.
Det Insp Trenwith stressed that Mr Varehov's death was not believed to be part of any ongoing conflict between rival gangs.
"There doesn't appear to be conflict between outlaw motorcycle gangs but (this) appears to be the result of the unlawful activities of those gangs," he said.

Sullivan backs gun-pose teammates



OLYMPIC swimmer Eamon Sullivan has come to the aid of besieged teammates Nick D'Arcy and Kenrick Monk, accusing the Australian Olympic Committee (AOC) of hypocrisy.

D'Arcy and Monk have been sanctioned for posing with guns on their social websites and, as punishment, will be sent home from the London Games by the AOC as soon as their swimming events conclude.

But Sullivan is asking what the fuss is all about because in 2007 Swimming Australia took the team to a Canberra rifle range as part of a bonding session.

"They haven't really done anything wrong," Sullivan told Channel 9.

"Shooting is an Olympic sport and shooters don't get into trouble for posing in their speedos."

He said the D'Arcy-Monk pose, brandishing high-powered weapons in a US gun shop, was just a case of "boys being boys".

D'Arcy and Monk returned to Australia today and quickly apologised for the photos, which appeared on Facebook and Twitter before being pulled down by Swimming Australia.

The 24-year-olds will meet Swimming Australia officials this week.

D'Arcy is a medal hope in the 200m butterfly in London, while Monk is in the 4x200m freestyle relay team.

Microsoft sorry for dancing girls and obscene song lyrics at Norway software convention



MICROSOFT apologised today for a presentation to a software programmers convention in Norway that featured dancing girls and obscene song lyrics after video of the embarrassing routine went viral.
The presentation to the Norwegian Developers Conference in Oslo last week was intended to promote new advances in Microsoft's Azure cloud computing platform, AllThingsDigital reported.
But before launching into the technical details, Microsoft warmed up the crowd with some dancers and house music.
Scroll down to watch the embarrassing performance
Unfortunately, the song's lyrics flashed on video screens, including, "The words MICRO and SOFT don't apply to my penis."
The audience of computer programmers were not amused, and naturally turned to Twitter.
"For those not here, we had flashing disco lights, bad lyrics about penis, disco beats and dancing azure girls, so cringeworthy," one programmer tweeted.
"Wow #microsoft this music thing is probably the most embarrassing i've ever seen and heard," tweeted another.
Unsurprisingly in a room full of smart phones, video of the performance was quickly posted online, forcing Microsoft into damage control.
"This week's Norwegian Developer's Conference included a skit that involved inappropriate and offensive elements and vulgar language. We apologise to our customers and our partners and are actively looking into the matter," Microsoft posted in the comments section of YouTube videos of the embarrassing routine.
Microsoft's head of corporate communications, Frank Shaw, followed that up with an apology today on Twitter.
"This routine had vulgar language, was inappropriate and was just not ok. We apologize to our customers and partners," Shaw tweeted.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Hollywood dwarfs threaten '100 midget march' over new Snow White movie




SNUBBED dwarfs are raging at the makers of Hollywood film "Snow White and the Huntsman" for casting average-sized people as the film's seven dwarves.
The dwarf actors are threatening to protest against the film - which stars Oscar-winner Charlize Theron - with a "100-midget march", according to a report in TMZ.
Los Angeles dwarf theatre group Beacher's Madhouse is fuming - arguing that filmmakers would never use white actors and then digitally turn them black.
Matt McCarthy - a 4ft, 1in (124.4cm) dwarf who heads the group - fired off a letter to Universal Chairman Adam Fogelson, saying, "In response to and in protest of this incredible injustice and prejudice, the Beacher's Madhouse midgets and I are coordinating a 100-midget march to Universal's offices."
McCarthy adds that casting average-sized actors as Snow White's dwarves "is the equivalent of Universal casting a white actor to play a role written for an African-American person and digitally changing the colour of their skin".
Another dwarf group, The Little People of America, said the entertainment industry should be actively casting little people.
A spokesman said, "This means both casting people with dwarfism as characters that were specifically written to be played by little people ... and other roles that would be open to people of short stature."
In the film, the dwarves are played by actors Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins, Toby Jones, Eddie Marsan, Brian Gleeson, Ray Winstone, Nick Frost and Johnny Harris.
Director Rupert Sanders used camera angles and special effects to make them appear like dwarves, including digitally inserting their faces on to the bodies of shorter people.

Celebrity power couple Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus make it official Read more: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/celebrity-power-couple-liam-hemsworth-and-miley-cyrus-make-it-official/story-fn907478-1226386783030#ixzz1x1o5jFcl




AUSSIE hunk Liam Hemsworth and US singer Miley Cyrus are engaged to be married after three years of dating, their reps told WHO magazine exclusively today.
The Hunger Games actor, 22, proposed to the singer-actress in LA on May 31, in what a source describes as a "really romantic" gesture.
He gave his girlfriend of three years a 3.5-carat, cushion-cut diamond set in an Art Noveau-inspired gold band from jeweller Neil Lane, WHO says.
"I'm so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness," Cyrus, 19, told WHO. Adds the source, "She's so madly in love, it's not even funny."
The couple met in 2009 when they co-starred in The Last Song, and shared their first kiss on-screen. They split briefly in 2010, but have since been living together in LA's San Fernando Valley with their five dogs.
Cyrus's dad Billy Ray and mum Tish are "thrilled".
They've "always thought of Liam as part of the family," says the source.
"They're just so happy she'd found someone who makes her so happy."
No wedding date yet, says the source. "It's all very new for them. They're just so in love and so happy that the can take things to the next level."
For more on Cyrus and Hemsworth's proposal, pick up this week's issue of WHO, on newsstands on Friday.
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